Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
