the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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