we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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