I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It's never too late to be topless.
As shirtless as possible
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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