Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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