new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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