i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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