the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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