...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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