I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
God, I missed his penis.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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