If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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