You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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