Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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