dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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