He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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