Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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