The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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