I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize