I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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