I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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