So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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