dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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