i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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