Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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