Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
