Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
