just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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