I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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