omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Randomize
