: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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