In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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