girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The uberlube is also flammable
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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