I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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