she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All I want is dick and wine.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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