i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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