so explain again why im purple
no
Nicole vs. Life
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We need to get me chipped asap
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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