Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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