our cab driver is having phone sex.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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