but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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