I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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