awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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