we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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