I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want nice things and good sex
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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