No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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