I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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