i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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