I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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