I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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