I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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