Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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