She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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