where am i from again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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