I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
